Breaking News: Suri Cruise Exists, Has Hair

Who cares that the African Union is threatening to leave Darfur

Or that seven British officials resigned in revolt over Tony Blair

Or that Katie Couric had a good first day on the job

Or that CIA detainees are being sent to Guantanamo….

Or that there’s the first heir to Japanese throne in 40 years

Because this is totally the most important news of day.

Just so you know, I never believed the Suri Cruise scam. [SOURCE]

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