Who cares that the African Union is threatening to leave Darfur…
Or that seven British officials resigned in revolt over Tony Blair…
Or that Katie Couric had a good first day on the job …
Or that CIA detainees are being sent to Guantanamo….
Or that there’s the first heir to Japanese throne in 40 years…
Because this is totally the most important news of day.
Just so you know, I never believed the Suri Cruise scam. [SOURCE]