This notice has appeared on my SA’s door.
It’s has something to do with a school tradition that I know absolutely nothing about.
Personally, I believe Paris Hilton is coming to campus and that just wouldn’t fly at a feminist, liberal arts women’s college.
4 thoughts on “What’s Going to Happen to Me?”
At least you were warned with a pretty sign! Too bad you won’t get to meet your idol!
I know… my life will never be complete without a rendezvous with Paris.
and what, pretell, would you say IF Paris Hilton did come to MHC?! A certain joke, perhaps?
Well, first, after I finished jumping up and down with glee, I would shake her hand and thank her for all the fabulous work she has done spreading the image of the ideal American woman across the globe. And then I would probably contract some STD that only Paris Hilton would have (paris-hiltonia?). After the health center treats my illness, I will most likely be asked to leave MHC, for making contact with and celebrating the life work of Paris Hilton.
btw… my roommate and I got a fish… we named it Paris Hilton and it is the ugliest fish we could find :)