This is strange but you have to give PETA credit for coming up with new and, um, interesting ideas. This is the latest envisioned by PETA President Ingrid Newkirk: George Clooney-flavored tofu or Clofu.
In a letter sent to the actor, Newkirk said that PETA wants to use Clooney’s sweat to create tofu that will “spare animals from being killed for the table.” This way tofu would finally be more attractive. She said: “I thought, ‘What would make tofu more attractive to people?’ … I can see people having parties to try CloFu.”
What was Clooney’s response? “As a mammal, I’m offended.”