Friggin Twilight

Eclipse is coming. Do you hear it? Or rather, do you hear the packs of screaming girls running towards the local movie theaters?

Last night, I watched Jimmy Kimmel Live: Twilight: Total Eclipse of the Heart. Yes, my unemployment has come to this although no one can sarcastically mock The Twilight Saga as perfectly as Jimmy Kimmel. The hour long special took place in theater where there were hundreds of screaming Twihards and Kristin Stewart was at her moody, uncomfortable best. It was during this special that Kimmel debuted a new soon-to-be classic, Friggin Twilight, starring the dreadfully awful cast of Jersey Shore.

It was at this moment that I realized that nothing can get worse than watching bad Jersey Shore parodies of Twilight. Not even Twilight itself.

Okay, well, maybe watching Jersey Shore is worse.

2 thoughts on “Friggin Twilight”

  1. You are correct. And as I watched it, I asked myself, “Self, is this what our culture has come to?” Of course i couldn’t answer because I was listening to great questions from jimmy kimmel to tlautner, like, “did the shark attack your awesome abs?” then i thought about his abs.

    1. Hahaha! Taylor abs – they are so distracting. My favorite Kimmel question of the night was to RPattz – “Robert, what happened to your dreamy, impossibly tousled hair?”

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