Who Are These Generic White People in Safe Haven?

Safe Haven
I bet my crappy Instagram photo makes you want to see Safe Haven

I was in Barnes and Noble the other day buying books (because I am a dinosaur) when I saw the display for Safe Haven. This is apparently the latest Nicholas Sparks adaptation and this year’s Valentine’s Day tearjerker. I stared at the book cover for a long time before accepting that I didn’t recognize the actors. It’s not my fault. They’re just… so… white, indistinguishable and blah. Naturally, I have made some educated guesses about who they could be.

Hayden Panettiere

Zac Efron

Taylor Kinney

Teresa Palmer

Evan Peters

Candice Accola

Emma Roberts

Britt Robertson

Nicholas Hoult

Sairose Ronan

Hanna Marin

Noel Kahn

Boo Radley

Unknown Fanning Sister

Unknown Hemsworth Brother

[IMDb tells me that Safe Haven stars Julianne Hough and Josh Duhamel. This means two things. One: I will see this movie because I never miss a Julianne Hough movie. Two: Nicholas Sparks adaptations have gone way downhill since The Notebook.]

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