Octomom: The Reality Show

It’s a frightening thought but Octomom might get her own reality show after all.

Thoughts?

Meet the Real Housewives of New Jersey

I’ve never been a huge fan of the Real Housewives franchise on Bravo. Usually I catch a few episodes when I want some mindless reality television to watch. But I might just have to tune in for the latest installment, which premieres May 12.
Why? Because the fourth installment is set in my home state, New Jersey.

Jacqueline Laurita: A former cosmetologist, she is now a stay-at-home mom, but still loves to pamper herself. She has a teenage daughter from her previous marriage and a 6-year-old son with her husband Chris, who owns wholesale apparel businesses and is brother to Caroline and Dina.

Teresa Giudice: Born and raised in New Jersey, her husband Joe owns a successful construction company. Together they have three young daughters, who take up much of her time. A friend of Dina and Caroline, she also loves to shop, get spa treatments and spend time at her beach house on the Jersey Shore.

Danielle Staub: “You either love me or you hate me, there is no in between,” says the single mom of two daughters. She prides herself as one of the first female American Express Black card members in New Jersey. She is also active in her local parish and regularly attends mass. She and Jacqueline are friends.

Dina Manzo: Founder of the nonprofit Project Ladybug, which helps children with cancer, she’s also an interior designer, an event planner, mother and best friends with her sister Caroline. Her husband Albert works with his brother (Caroline’s husband) at their family’s catering business.

Caroline Manzo: She’s a mother of three and own a real estate firm and a line of children’s accessories. Described as a “feisty spitfire,” she’s Dina’s sister and is on the board of Project Ladybug. She’s married to Albert Manzo, brother of Dina’s husband Tommy. Dina and Caroline’s brother is Jacqueline’s husband Chris.

Please ladies. Make Mama NJ proud.

Lauren Conrad is the next Virginia Woolf

Lauren Conrad, the star of the fake-reality show The Hills is now an author. Her first book is called L.A. Candy, the story of a girl who unexpectedly finds herself the star of a reality show. Gee. I wonder where she got that brilliant idea. 

It irks me that this girl who about as much personality as tofu has gotten so many perks from that craptastic reality show. I understand why it is this way. But it is incredibly frustrating when you’re actually working towards something and then this girl who has done nothing except star on reality shows and “go to fashion school” gets a three-book deal. And she can’t even come up with an original story.

Tim Gunn is a Genius

I love, love, love Project Runway. I love the designers, the challenges, the brilliant fashion and the fashion disasters, the judges (especially no nonsense Nina Garcia). I could watch Project Runway all day, every day, for the rest of my life.

But more than the show itself, I love, love, love Tim Gunn. I appreciate his honesty, his humor, and his all-around good-natured personality.

The following TIme Magazine interview with Tim Gunn showcases why I love him and why he should have a position is the next president’s cabinent. Judging by his answer to one question, that will probably only happen if Barack Obama is elected.