Like everyone else, I’ve been bombarded by Christmas these past two days. In fact, it has been Christmas in Cranford, New Jersey since about November 15. Now call me crazy, but it’s not even December yet. Eh. But since I’m a follower, I’ll just accept that it is Christmas and enjoy American capitalism.
Enjoy my favorite holiday-related scene from Mean Girls
Yes, I watched Larry King’s interview with Paris Hilton. It was a complete waste of time.
But watching Andersoon Cooper basically attack Paris Hilton was one of the best things I have ever witnessed on television.
Here’s some highlights.
And the entire transcript.
Anderson Cooper really is the best when it comes to reporting about the bullcrap that comes out of Hollywood.
On another note, I’ve finished my class so I’ll actually have the time to update the blog now.
No more commuting for me! Yay!
Two things I have been dying to get have finally arrived.
1) My copy of The Departed. I might have gotten sucked into a crappy deal, but I really don’t care because now I can watch this movie over and over and over. Or at least until I buy a copy of Little Miss Sunshine.
2) The annual Hollywood Issue of Vanity Fair aka my Holy Grail. This year’s cover feature Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Chris Rock and Jack Black, unlike last year’s that had Tom Ford sandwiched by Scarlett Johanssen and Keira Knightly (both naked).
The portfolio inside is a film-noir inspired layout, photographed and directed by Annie Leibovitz.
This is my favorite Vanity Fair
Hollywood portfolio to date. Why? It features: Ben Affleck, Pedro Almodovar, Alec Baldwin, Abigail Breslin, Penelope Cruz, Judi Dench, Robert De Niro, Robert Downey Jr., Kirsten Dunst, James Franco, Djimon Hounsou, Jennifer Hudson, Anjelica Huston, Tobey Maguire, Helen Mirren, Jack Nicholson, Peter O’Toole, Forest Whitaker, Kate Winslet and more.
Today is a great day.
Sometimes I wish my life could be as cool as an Al Hirschfeld drawing.
May the rest of your “children” be happy little Scientologists.
Also, the 15th century Italian castle where TomKat wed is cursed. Go figure.