Visit Gallery of the Absurd for more of these hilarious celebrity portraits, including one of Britney Spears as Mr. Clean.
Also, the 15th century Italian castle where TomKat wed is cursed. Go figure.
Love your favorite Hollywood legends, movie stars, pseudo-celebrites and personalities.
Happy Valentines Day to all. Watch out for ranting and raving scientologists as you go through the day.
[Valentines are from the Gallery of the Absurd.]