Why Paris plays dumb

My favorite person in the entire world Paris Hilton is insisting that she is not stupid.
“For five seasons I was stuck doing this character [on [The Simple Life]. It was kind of hard always having to play that character when it’s not who I am.”

“I just say jokes but they think I’m serious, which I think is funny, and I think I kind of play up the image sometimes because – whatever – it’s just entertainment.”
Oh, Paris. Don’t you realize that this statement makes you look dumb. You’re not doing anything to change your image. Whether you like it or not, Paris Hilton’s British Best Friend (her latest reality show) isn’t going to make anyone take you seriously.

I Refuse to Believe This

Paris Hilton dating George Clooney?

Paris Hilton and George Clooney are reportedly dating after being spotted together in Hollywood two nights in a row.

The couple spent an “intimate” evening at the Whiskey Bar at the Sunset Marquis hotel on December 19, according to Life & Style.

“Paris and George sat and talked together for ages,” revealed a source. “They didn’t seem to be aware of anyone else in the room.”

The following night, 27-year-old Hilton joined Clooney at a business dinner attended by guests including director Ridley Scott and Brittany Flickinger, the winner of Paris Hilton’s My New BFF.

At this point I just want Paris Hilton to go away. Isn’t there some Greek shipping heir she hasn’t tapped yet?