Obama Has His Priorities Straight

Obama plans on stopping the feud between Heidi and Lauren on The Hills; cancelling all appearances the day The Sex and the City movie comes out, and wondering what the hell is up with Paula Abdul? Finally, a presidential candidate who speaks my language.

Heidi Montag Goes “Higher”

After seeing this display of artistry, I am ashamed to admit that I watch The Hills

Fortunately we live in a country that loves mocking shit the day it comes out (I would try to phrase that more eloquently but I’m too tired).

And then there is Chelsea Handler, who just makes my day better.